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#british men trapped in corridors

STOP

This isn’t funny.

I am British, and this is a serious problem.

Many a time I have walked down a corridor, only to find a poor man standing there, staring, just staring, in oddly patterened shirts and jeans.

Our government is doing it’s best, but sometimes it seems nothing can be done.

I’ve heard of cases where they’ve actually had to knock down the walls to get them out, and that’s very risky, as you can see as they are attracted to the walls and lean on them…

Millie keep an eye on Mike he could be next

So many of my friends have died from bad shirts and small confined spaces. :/ When will the Conservatives do something about this problem.

omg

I mean you can try putting up signs but sometimes it’s not even known how they’re getting in there or why the british male attempts to make its home in brick corridors. They are delicate, mysterious creatures, and I hope the EPA steps in soon.

This is just so sad. Reblogging because I have a heart.

We can’t just close our eyes to the plight of British men trapped in corridors in peculiar shirts. Don’t just scroll past this, reblog. It won’t make your blog look ugly.

Guys, this is really important. Every reblog counts. ;3;

HUGE signal boost. There’s hundreds of miles of corridor-labyrinthes with poor, attractive men in patterned shirts stuck with nothing but their good looks and a camera with a tripod.

Everybody needs to take a minute and read this, and then reblog it to spread the word. Don’t be a dick and not reblog it because you think it will make your blog “ugly”. Somebody you know could be next; you never know who needs help.

Please reblog, this needs everyone’s attention, I mean look at them, they’re so lost and hopeless. Every Reblog counts, and hopefully, with your help, we can make a difference to the Checkered Shirts In Corridors (CSIC) Foundation.

SOMEBODY GET THEM OUT OF THERE!!!!!

I knew a man once. He became so attached to his corridor/wall he forgot what life was. That was a sad day.

I couldn’t scroll past this. It is a SERIOUS ISSUE.

oh yes. I have a BMTCPS support the cause on my car : < horrible…truly horrible.

Guys this has been a problem for longer than the Government will even admit to. The last Tory administration wouldn’t do anything about it and with Euroscepticism on the rise there’s less chance of the EU being able to legislate against brick corridor buildings near British Men hangouts (like Britain, and also The World).

I have a confession.

This morning, I woke up propped diagonally up against a corridor near West Finchley station.

I can’t tell you why I do it. It’s possibly pathological. There’s something about stonework on your shoulders that’s just… soothing, somehow. A connection to the universe, possibly. I don’t know, perhaps I’m just self-justifying, but there’s a special feeling about having your head against one side of a corridor and your feet near the bottom that makes everything feel wall right.